Celebrity Skin

March 18, 2011

Apparently someone has hacked Scarlett Johansson’s iPhone and stolen nude pictures of her. This is of no interest to me. However, in covering the story, the Hollywood press has concluded there is a ring of celebrity skin-stealers who specialize in breaking into iPhones in order to steal these photos. I have five questions about this:

  1. Why do famous people carry naked pictures of themselves on their telephones?
  2. For that matter, why does anyone take naked photos of themselves?
  3. Can you see her boobs?
  4. Is this in any way related to the star-whackers conspiracy Randy Quaid and his wife were raving about last year?
  5. Are there nude photos of Randy Quaid out there?

Nude photos of Randy Quaid could actually destroy the Internet.



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