The Ex-Masturbators

August 26, 2010

Lil’ Biscuit and Smoov L’ocean are hitting the road, touring in support of their new CD, Nobody Touch It Like Me Except You. The hip-hop duo, with a sound that has been compared to the Black-Eyed Peas mixed with the White Stripes, along with an added dose of Seals and Kroft, will perform in shopping malls across the U.S. midwest, and also Manitoba.

“We’re all about spreading a positive message,” said Lil’ Biscuit. “We want young people to embrace the lifestyle we have chosen.”

Smoov L’ocean said the name of the duo occurred to him suddenly one night. “I was porkin’ the Biscuit, and it just came to me,” he said. “It just made sense, you know, in a logic way.”

Their music has been banned from iTunes but is still available on MySpace.


One comment

  1. I am confused. Is the girl the biscuit, or is the dude the biscuit?

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