Stupid Racist Graffiti

July 7, 2010

Just so we’re clear: racists are morons. They’re really, really stupid, as this photo demonstrates. Unless this is actually something to do with restaurant staff wanting better tips … no, that’s a backward swastika there, so it’s clear this is fledgling racist stupidity.

I can make this assumption because I have been on this planet long enough to know racists are stupid. They’re almost as dumb as the devil-worshipping idiot in my home town who spray-painted “WORSHIP SATIN” on the side of the school.

Another time, a guy in my math class told me he would spray-paint an insult about me on the rock outside the classroom. I dared him to, and he did, and he ran out of paint. In 2008, I went and checked and sure enough, nearly 30 years later, it still said “KEN IS A FA” on that rock. Faded, but still funny.

The guy who did it ended up in the Hells Angels. I am not making that up; the last time I saw him, he had just had chain links tattooed around his neck.

We’re not really in touch anymore.


  1. You rock. That is all.

  2. You know, you really shouldn’t rile the Austro-Kiwi Counterclockwise Contingent of Belligerent Waitstaff.

  3. Maybe they weren’t Satanists at your school but followers of Ming the Merciless.

    • Now that you mention it, they did like to hang out at the roller rink …

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