The Blue DudeMarch 28, 2010
I spotted this guy yesterday and pulled over for a better look.
It says “www.morphsuits.com” on his butt. Yes, I looked at his butt. Checking that website told me that the company makes these all-in-one face-covering unitards in several colours. I will not be ordering one, because it would mean a reduction in my cheeseburger intake, and that isn’t a sacrifice I’m willing to make.