My Audition To Replace Simon Cowell, Part 2February 17, 2010
I think I’ve come up with a good zinger here:
- Me: “Instead of singing, you should use that mouth to eat the leftovers after you make me a turkey sandwich.”
- Alleged Singer: “But I work HARD at my singing and everyone says I have a good voice!”
- Me: “Mustard, no mayo. Get on it.”
When Simon leaves Idol, they’ll come looking for me. I can feel it. Now go make me a sandwich. I don’t do this to make you happy, you know.