A Sarah Palin Memo

July 7, 2009

FROM: Sarah Palin, Alaska
TO: Department of Law, White House
RE: Ethics Complaints
July 4, 2009

Hey, lawyers. I just wanted to give you a heads up and let you know that I’m considering running for president in 2012. I just wanted to schedule a sit-down with you before that so we can talk about ways you can help me get these silly ethics complaints thrown out before I have to fill out forms for the government to pay my legal bills. I hate filling out forms!

Any advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated!


FROM: Department of Law, White House, Washington DC
TO: Sarah Palin, Alaska
RE: Ethics complaints
July 7, 2009

Dear Governor Palin:

We don’t exist.


White House Department of Law

I like making things up, but sometimes I don’t have to.

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