FROM: Sarah Palin, Alaska
TO: Department of Law, White House
RE: Ethics Complaints
July 4, 2009
Hey, lawyers. I just wanted to give you a heads up and let you know that I’m considering running for president in 2012. I just wanted to schedule a sit-down with you before that so we can talk about ways you can help me get these silly ethics complaints thrown out before I have to fill out forms for the government to pay my legal bills. I hate filling out forms!
Any advice you can give me would be greatly appreciated!
FROM: Department of Law, White House, Washington DC
TO: Sarah Palin, Alaska
RE: Ethics complaints
July 7, 2009
Dear Governor Palin:
We don’t exist.
White House Department of Law
I like making things up, but sometimes I don’t have to.