This guy broke out of prison an hour away from me this weekend. If you see him, call the cops. You’re looking for a pretty generic looking guy named Andrew John Wood, who killed a man in the 80s.
Here’s an article detailing the very not daring jailbreak. Note the line about how the prison’s perimeter is “not directly controlled by guards” or something. This makes me wonder why more people like Andrew John Wood don’t escape. But jailbreaks are actually pretty rare in Canada, which is why this makes the news — and the Weather Station.