Did Bristol Use The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator?

December 29, 2008

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are parents today, as young Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston made his appearance at an Alaska hospital. This is the couple’s first child, and the first grandchild for Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who some people might say is really hot for a grandma, but not me. I don’t think like that.

Anyway, baby Tripp joins his uncles Track and Trig and his aunts Piper and Willow in the Stupid Palin Name Club. Tripp? Uh, what is that? I wondered if Bristol used the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator to come up with that chestnut, but it doesn’t appear they did.

Just for a laugh, I entered the baby’s full name into the name generator, and this is what I got: Geese Whalebone Palin. That’s choice! That’s prime! And I’ll bet that’s what Grandma will call her little bundle of baby when Bristol and Levi drop him off before school.



  1. Like mother, like daughter. Bristol Palin for President in, uh, 29 years?

  2. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

    Falter Locust Palin

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