Billy made the mistake of thinking Hil was out back ironing decals onto the T-shirts when he climbed into the van with that girl who used to go out with the drummer in Local Corn. He’s been paying for that mistake ever since. The Turds would dedicate their limited-issue 45 single, Draft Card (All You Can Drink), to Billy, but he’s just finding out about it now, so it was kind of a waste of effort. Turds of Misery.
