The Moment I Stopped Caring About This Kind Of Thing

I have just read that Lindsay Lohan will appear topless in Robert Rodriguez’s new film, Machete, which is both a spinoff of a fake trailer he made for Grindhouse and an adults-only sequel to Spy Kids, and which stars Danny Trejo as a tattooed Mexican superspy assassin.

And I don’t give a shit.

Meanwhile, I bought a cardigan yesterday.

The Life and Stupidity of Jeremy Bentham (avec les spoilers de Lost)

This video gives away some major plot points from Lost Season 5.

This comes courtesy of The Fine Brothers, who rock YouTube with their Lost-related parodies. You should watch them all … but if you haven’t watched the entire series thus far, beware of spoilers. Click here.