Today’s Moron: Dave Wilson, the Porno Party Principal
October 9, 2009
Meet Dave. Dave used to be the man in charge at Louisville Male High School in Louisville, Kentucky. Dave is out of a job after his bosses learned he was a bit of a problem. How bad? Let’s see: there was the distinct smell of booze on his breath from time to time, and that raised some eyebrows. But hey, every school has a drunk teacher, right? I had a geography teacher for a couple of years in high school who missed every Monday first period, and would show up around lunch looking green and smelling like gin.
Dave’s big mistake wasn’t the drinking, though. It was the private porno party starring students. Some of his staffers reported that he got his sweaty hands on a copy of a school surveillance tape that had caught two students having sex in the cafeteria. He invited some teachers to his office, lowered the blinds, dimmed the lights, and projected the image on a big screen, making lewd comments throughout. Weather Station sources could neither confirm nor deny the presence of Miller High Life and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
The other teachers were outraged at the video, and at their boss’s behaviour, and stormed out, and one filed a complaint.
Wait, hold on. What’s a Male High School? Boys only? What kind of movie was this? I’ll Google it. Hmmm, it seems Dave is still listed as principal. That’s likely to change. It doesn’t say anything here about whether this is a co-ed school or not, but I guess it doesn’t matter. This isn’t about the school. It’s about the moron. Dave is a pig, and this is either child pornography or dangerously close to it. I’m stunned that no criminal charges were laid.
The part that irks me is the outcome. Dave was allowed to retire. He’ll get a pension, and benefits, and probably have his portrait hung in the hallway or something. I can’t stomach that kind of back-patting sendoff for pigs like this.
The school, though, is content to sweep the whole thing under the rug. Interim principal Ted Boehm told the local paper, the Courier-Journal, that the school had received no complaints and he didn’t think Pervy Drunken Dave’s reputation would suffer. Well, sure, Ted, but that’s because you’re hushing it up.
Dave’s reputation should suffer. Everyone should know what happened. Public shame is the only way to really punish these idiots who take pleasure from exploiting children. And I suspect Ted’s remark about “no complaints” is about to change.
whoever wrote this is a retard. First off the kids werent children they were both 18 and legal adults. The school is Co-ed….why the hell would u even write this article and bash someone that you have never seen before when you aren’t even from the state it occured in. Yes what he did was wrong but your story is full of a lot of shit. Get your facts straight and write about something that applies to your life.
Male High School refers to the history of the school; Male High was the first high school in Louisville (west of the Alleghenies, actually) and it was originally all boys. But the school has been co-ed for awhile.
Male went co-ed the fall of 1952. My brother was in the last graduating class of the all-boys school. The first girls to enter were either Sophmores or Juniors and although some were downright ‘boy crazy’, the rest of the girls got a better education there than they could ANYPLACE else. The teachers believed that it was up to the girls to be able to learn as well as the boys.
I entered Male in the 8th class to have females. We made up 25% of the total class, the same as the black kids. My advanced math and science classes never had more than 3 girls in them.
haha. that is hilarious. i got to male high school and we still cannot stop talking about what he did. sure it was nasty but it is hilarious. i just wish i could figure out who was in the tape. and he made the most sexual comments ever. but im not going to put them on here lol.
haaaa. wow. okay dave was my principal. im not going to lie, all the students knew about his behavior way before the press did. granted we didnt know about the sex tape, but the drunken apearances were normal for dave. also coming in as a freshman last year i heard that his nick name was dirty dave way before this happened. our school looks like crap after him. what will happen to our school in the long run? we are supposed to be a traditional school, we are supposed to be the best of the best. that is BS !
shutup mills hehe, just a guess
Don’t worry, you’ve got Boehm back and it was a great principle. He’s fair to the students but doesn’t put up with any monkey-business that is harmful to the school’s traditions.
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