Today’s Morons: The KKK
January 17, 2009
Note: Subjects of photo not specifically identified as KKK members. Image used to illustrate general racist stupidity.
Actually, the KKK are morons every day. You don’t need me to tell you that. But it’s extra-moronic today, as the stupid old white-power organization has decided to call for a boycott of Hallmark, the greeting-cards giant, because the company is now making and selling cards celebrating same-sex marriage.
This boycott will fail to even cause a flutter at Hallmark, for three reasons:
- For every Klan member in America, there are several million card buyers, 10 per cent of whom would receive such cards, and a larger percentage of whom would buy them.
- Klan members don’t buy cards, because none too many o’ them is married, and none too many o’ them has a mama what remembers when they was born.
- Klan members don’t buy cards, because none too many o’ them can read, and the ones what can are readin’ everyone else’s welfare paperwork for ‘em.
There. I’ve made my case. Carry on.
Oh, I forgot to mention: those stupid rednecks in New Jersey who named their kid Adolf Hitler Campbell had their children taken by the state. And members of the Klan have announced that they do not endorse Barack Obama for the presidency. Of course, they announced this today.
Didn’t know the KKK was still active , they’re making fools of themselves.
Think about this. The KKK are uneducated. The problem is while intelligent people use the internet to argue cases such as this, they are too illiterate to even read this article. They are casually being left behind while the world is heading towards a common goal of peace, love, unity and respect. The KKK portray a warped version of pure animal instinct. True humans are animals being territorial and such but we learn all about that along the way. Life has so much more to it than squabbling about differences in the belief of various myths about race and religion. Ignorance can sometimes be dangerous and people must wake up and understand the world. Can you imagine a Klan member ever pondering about the grandeur and beauty in the universe? They are just the worst scum of society. Bottom feeders.