Today’s Moron is third in line to throne of my country, and a whole bunch of others, which apparently means he thinks he can act like a dick sometimes. We’ve grown accustomed to it. He was in Canada picking up chicks in a rodeo bar last year, despite having a lady love back home. And he once dressed up as a Nazi. Nice one there, Harry.
His latest gaffe offers more insight into this guy’s mind: he was caught on video using a racial slur to describe a Pakistani person, a fellow British Army soldier. This has gotten him into hot water with his superior officers, and he faces possible demotion. That’s unlikely, though, as he is the prince and all. He’ll get a slap on the wrist.
It can’t be easy being Prince Harry. Think about this: he’s ridiculously rich, one of the most famous people on the planet, young, fit, good-looking and (reportedly) a really fun guy. On the down side, his older brother is the popular one, his father is distant and unemotional, and his mother’s love life and tragic death remain tabloid fodder all these years later. And he’s never going to be king, and he knows it. He faces a life of just being Prince Harry, which means he appears to think he can do pretty much anything he wants.
This seems to include pissing off the Muslim world … not very good foreign policy for a member of the royal family of a country with solders in Middle East war zones. Not good at all, Harry.
When is the Paris Hilton of the British royal family going to learn the same lesson so many other morons have learned: stay away from video cameras. Stay away from video phones. Or shut the hell up.
Also, quit being a racist. It doesn’t look good.