Today’s Morons have a little boy they named Adolf Hitler Campbell. And they’re raising a stink right now, because their neighbourhood grocer in Greenwich, New Jersey, wouldn’t write the three-year-old kid’s name on his birthday cake, citing the fact that it’s a horrible, disgusting name.
Heath and Deborah Campbell actually went public with their complaint, trying to raise a stink about ShopRite’s decision. Backfire! All it did was give ShopRite a chance to defend its position by saying “No way would we do this, because it’s stupid,” or something along those lines.
And then there’s Barry Morrison of the Anti-Defamation League, who told The Associated Press this: “Might as well put a sign around their (the boy’s) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger. What’s the difference?”
Barry’s right. What kind of moron parent does this? Oh, wait: the bigot, racist hatemongering kind, like Heath and Deborah.
Guess what they named their daughters? JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Yeah. They have a kid with the middle name Aryan Nation.