Archive for October 15th, 2008

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Star Trek: The New Crew

October 15, 2008

When J.J. Abrams & Co. said they planned to break their radio silence on the new Star Trek movie, they weren’t kidding. The first photos are starting to beam out. Here are two:

Here we see Anton Yelchin as Chekov (left), Chris Pine as Kirk, Simon Pegg as Scotty, Karl Urban as McCoy, John Cho as Sulu and Zoe Saldana as Uhura. Some points: Kirk is wearing what producer Damon Lindelof calls ‘A captain’s uniform;’ Lindelof says it’s crucial to this scene. The rest of the uniforms are exactly what was promised: updated versions of the originals, a different material, a different structure (jersey over t-shirt instead of a single piece), but still true to the concept. Also, Pegg looks like Scotty, which is proof of the man’s acting ability. So far, so good.

Ah, here’s Zachary Quinto’s spot-on Spock going after Kirk. This provides an interesting dynamic to their earlier days, doesn’t it? We knew Quinto would look the part, but this is really something. I do wonder if the movie will just ignore the uniforms from Where No Man Has Gone Before (the beige and powder-blue ones without the black collars).

There are more photos, including a shot of the bridge and a look at enemy Nero, at a bunch of other places, but there’s really only one spot to see: trekmovie.com

Important things to remember:

  1. Shatner and Nimoy reportedly had approval over their ‘replacements,’ a contract dating back to the mid-90s Starfleet Academy concept. Shatner would, of course, pick someone who looks the way he thinks he used to look.
  2. Dawson’s Kirk … sort of true. Chris Pine is right purdy. But nobody has ever looked at Simon Pegg, John Cho or Karl Urban and said ‘Pretty Boy.’
  3. Anton Yelchin’s Chekov is supposed to be about 18. and that works. And the perm hair? Hey, do you really want to see that Monkees ‘do again?
  4. Anyone moaning about the look of the bridge should go watch Star Trek: New Voyages (or Phase II these days) to see how the old-look Trek translates to the digital age. It had to be updated. This isn’t so bad. The uniforms look good, and better than velour, let me tell you. I’m from the 60s. Velour = not good.
  5. These are production stills, not footage. We don’t really know how things will look on film. I think, personally, the new bridge looks like the old bridge if it had actually been a cosmetics shop. But it may look very different on film.

Other Trek stuff here

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Use The Force, Tom

October 15, 2008

I have a lot going on today, post-election, and not much to say.
But I will leave you this to chew on:

See? Canadian TV really is better.

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Today’s Morons: Those Obama=Osama Idiots Part 2

October 15, 2008

How to be a racist, stupid idiot in five easy lessons,
courtesy of the Weathereye School of Stupidity:

1. Turbans are scary. People who wear turbans
also want to kill unborn babies and raise your taxes.

2. Leading Mavriks agree: The front porch is the best place
to do some deep thinking.
And them people what can spell good are suspicious.

3. Being a white supremacist has given me all the blessings of life,
like quality signmaking and good landscaping skills.
I have a lot of my teeth, too., and if I get that job at the Wal-Mart’s,
I can get the rest.

4. Helmets is for socialists. That be so if me fall and crash motobikey,
me still stay smartest man on planet.
Hey, wait a second … me a black guy! What up wif T-shirt then?

5. When I’m done here, I’m going to go protest naked ladies somewhere.
Do you know where there are any naked ladies? I want to protest them.
Really. This roll of dollar bills here is to pay people to protest. I swear.

There’s more on this here.

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Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

October 15, 2008

Stephen Harper, who used to be our prime minister, is now, after a hard-fought election that we really didn’t need, still our prime minister. So, five weeks and one $290-million federal election campaign later, we’re pretty much right where we started: A Conservative minority. There were, however, some changes:

Garth Turner lost his riding to a Tory. The party-hopping blogging MP and former TV show host and full-time loudmouth always provided excellent insight on Parliament Hill, and he will be missed. Well, by me, at least. He was always good for a soundbite.

Green Party leader Elizabeth May didn’t even come close to getting actually elected. Rather than running in a riding she could win — an urban zone in Ottawa or Toronto, for instance — she decided to take on the most popular Conservative MP, studly Tory heir Peter MacKay, in the riding he’s held for a decade, and his father had for a long time before that. Even after the Liberals agreed to not run a candidate against them, she still lost. This was a shame, as May really came into her own on this campaign, joining the other leaders for two TV debates and riding cross-country on a train to toot the green horn.

Maxime Bernier bounced back from his year of scandal to win re-election. This is the guy who left secret documents at his ex-girlfriend’s place, and she used to be married to a biker who was murdered or something … all very scandalous. She wrote a tell-all book that came out just before the election, but it didn’t affect his chances. Maybe it’s because his name is “Maxime” and he looks like Bruce Boxleitner.

Non-MP cabinet minister Michel Fortier couldn’t actually get elected. This is a hard one to explain; basically, the prime minister picked a random guy, made him a senator and put him in the cabinet as Minister of Something, all the while promising that Fortier would run in the next election to make his presence in cabinet legitimate. So he ran, and lost. Now what?

We were supposed to have pizza in the newsroom, but we ended up with these soggy stupid sandwiches, the triangular ones on white bread with suspicious meat and paste inside.

Marc Garneau, the first Canadian in space, was elected and is now about to explore strange new worlds, seek out new lies and new uncivilizations, to boldly go … oh, I give up.

Supernerd Stephane Dion, leader of the loser Liberals, will likely now have to step down, sparking yet another race for the leadership. Leadership races are like U.S. primaries, only stupider and slower, but it’s clear Dion has to go. Here’s a photo of him with one of his former MPs, Belinda Stronach, who as you can see (above) is not very attractive. She’s the CEO of a family-owned auto parts business and has billions of dollars, and is very smart, which is why she is no longer in Canadian politics.

So what we’re left with, in the end, is nothing new. Which, in Canada, is, uh, nothing new.

This election didn’t have to happen. It was a misguided attempt by a minority PM to shore up his foundation, but nobody saw the fiscal meltdown coming, and in the end, Canadians turned out to like things the way they are. So, Mr. Harper, you spent close to $300 million for nothing. That was stupid.

I wonder what Obama’s up to?

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