Archive for October 3rd, 2008

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Electric Vehicular Alternatives

October 3, 2008

A recent episode of a podcast called The Definitive Word offered up a discussion of modes of transportation which led to mention of something called a Sinclair C5. Host Will Tristram and panelists Richard Smith and Lee Harris had a good chuckle about it, but didn’t really get into what it was. They’re in the U.K. and often discuss things that fly over my Canadian head.

But I picked up enough to figure out that the Sinclair C5 was some kind of electric vehicle, and it was a bit of a joke. So I googled it later and found out everything I needed to know. I won’t go into too much detail, but it’s important to know the C5 was an early-’80s electric pedal-car that failed miserably and ended up being sold in discount stores. There are still people out there who loved these things — few of them outside the U.K. — but for the most part they were forgotten.

This caught my fancy because of changes to the laws here in Ontario that allow for a new kind of electric bicycle to be operated on roads. These aren’t like those older e-bikes, which looked like regular mountain bikes but had big batteries clamped under the seat. These new ones look like small scooters, or mopeds. They’re quick and silent, and don’t really need to be pedalled. Their top speed is 36 kph (about 22 miles per hour), and they recharge quickly with a regular household plug-in.

Alternative vehicles are a hot topic here these days. Gas prices have soared, and are still climbing. We drive two vehicles: a compact car and a minivan. Travelling in the minivan is now almost prohibitively expensive; taking the car means we pay almost as much for gas as we did in the van two years ago.

We looked at these new e-bikes this summer and considered buying at least one. They sell for $1200-$2000 (Canadian), which isn’t a bad price; we calculated that we would save that on gas alone by using it for a year. We looked at other factors — would I be comfortable scooting around on something so … well, they aren’t very manly. But I’m at the age now where I don’t have anything to prove. That’s my midlife crisis — forget the Harley or the Porsche, I’m getting a little e-bike!

But in the end we didn’t, and for two reasons: The pilot project that allows these e-bikes to be operated without licensing or insurance (they’re considered bicycles under the law) ends in October 2009, and we didn’t want to be stuck with yet another insurance policy if suddenly the law changed. Also, there’s the fact that we live in Canada, and the thing would be pretty much useless for half the year, because of the snow, the rain, the ice and the wild moose.

So with that dream dashed, I am moving on. I am considering hitting online auctions and trying to assemble a Sinclair C5. It might not be legal, but it looks like fun, and from what I’ve seen so far, it won’t cost me much, meaning I can have my mid-life crisis, save gas money and also do my part for the environment for a couple of hundred bucks.

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If George Lucas Made Star Trek

October 3, 2008

Weather Station 1 has received its first official question from a reader. This is an excellent example of how pretending to know a lot of stuff can pay off: someone is treating me as an expert on something.

But the question is a weird one: “Is it true George Lucas made Star Wars because he couldn’t buy the rights to Star Trek?”

I can answer this one straight away: No. It’s not true. George Lucas made Star Wars because he couldn’t get the rights to Flash Gordon. Besides, the rights to Trek were never even remotely available.

People tend to think Star Trek was inert for the decade between the end of The Original Series and the yawning snore of The Motion Picture, but that wasn’t the case. After the show pulled a phoenix via syndication, there was Trek galore — The Animated Series, books, comics, reruns … I’ve discussed the aborted movie called Planet of the Titans here at Weather Station 1, and there were other planned, but never made, projects. Chief among those is Phase II, which was to have been a new series in the late ’70s, but eventually became the first movie. But you know about that. You may not have been seeing new Trek, but it was in the works.

While this was going on, Lucas, who is in fact a Trek fan, was making Apocalypse Now (Really, go look it up) and planning out what would become Star Wars. So, I can safely conclude that George Lucas wasn’t trying to make Star Trek in the 1970s.

Can you imagine, though?

Anyway, here’s a  tweaked photo that’s been kicking around the Net for a while.

Its okay to go back and mess with canon, J.J. Trust me on this one.

"It's okay to go back and mess with canon, J.J. Trust me on this one."

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Today’s Moron: Firecracker Guy

October 3, 2008

I love my work. I love being able to tell you about stupid people. I hope it helps you feel a little better about yourself, because I know it works for me. No matter how much I’ve cocked up my day, finding someone who’s done a worse job of it helps me sleep at night.

Take this guy, for example. Today’s Moron is a dink from Central Falls, Rhode Island who set off fireworks. Inside his car. While driving. And smoking a cigarette.

That report is correct. He was driving along with a carload of new firecrackers — I don’t know why anyone buys fireworks in October, unless Rhode Islanders are REALLY into Halloween — when he decided to light a smoke.

The next thing he knew — ka-POW! Someone called 911, and firefighters arrived to find the car in the middle of the street, smoke pouring out of it as the driver frantically tried to get rid of the fireworks, which are illegal in Rhode Island. That’s interesting — fireworks are available everywhere here in Ontario, from corner stores to Wal-Mart. But I suspect many things are illegal in R.I. that are legal here in Canada.

Anyway, he wasn’t hurt, and the car wasn’t heavily damaged, but he was arrested and charged with possession of fireworks, which will no doubt affect his cellblock cred as he awaits trial among knifers, dealers, fighters and thieves.

Central Falls police also arrested a criminal mastermind yesterday who was operating an unlicensed restaurant in her apartment.

So, let’s recap: Smoking = stupid. Smoking while driving = stupid. Smoking near firecrackers = stupid. Smoking near firecrackers while driving = epic stupid.

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Annoying Canadians: Michael Cera

October 3, 2008

Michael and Kat at the gala premiere of their new movie,
in which Michael plays a twitchy nervous teenager.

I liked Juno. I liked Superbad. I loved Arrested Development. But I am getting sick of this kid and his one-note acting style. Reviews indicate nothing has changed in his latest movie, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, co-starring Kat Dennings (above), who is way out of his league in the movie and also in actual real life.

Shake it up a bit, Michael Cera. Try something new, like an action movie, or a super-hero flick. Hell, play a violent killer. Rumour has it you’re a really talented actor, but man, lately you’ve been making Dane Cook look diverse. You’re on your way back to Ontario to work at Arby’s or guest-star on Degrassi TNG or something if you keep this up.

Michael is from a town just down the highway from where I am right now. I’ve only been there a couple of times, but I noticed no “Home of Michael Cera” sign or anything like that. Just a Costco and a lot of gas stations.