Today’s Moron is an unnamed character from Florida who found himself home alone while his wife went on an out-of-town trip. So he called a service and had a naked maid come and clean his house.
Yes. In Florida, you can call a service for a naked maid. She comes to your house, strips naked and cleans up. For this, you pay her $100 an hour and you get to watch, I guess. I don’t see the appeal of it, myself. If I had the cash to pay $100 an hour for something, it would probably not involve house cleaning … oh, wait, I see what he was thinking. But that isn’t why he’s a moron. Keep reading.
After a while, he left her alone to clean. This makes no sense to me, either, folks — I thought the whole point of it was to watch a naked lady shake her feather duster and spin around her broom. But our hero went off somewhere else in the house and left her to finish actually cleaning the master bedroom.
When his wife got home a few days later, she found $40,000 worth of jewellery missing from the bedroom, and hubby had to ’fess up. I don’t really know why he did — he could have just told her there had been a break-in. But he was honest, and he deserves a nod for that.
Wait, no he doesn’t.
Nice going, buddy. I think I’ll give you the Weather Station 1 Husband of the Year Award, too.
